1 definition by Captain Jimmy

The political party that freed the slaves. The actual party that protects civil liberties, by not letting the government take control of it. The party that protects the rights of unborn human beings, that can not defend themselves. The party that actually believes in capitol punishment and doesn't pussyfoot around with prisoners. The party that people actually supported right after 9/11, the party that everyone is turning their back on, because it is no longer cool to like a president, that won't lie about what he is doing i.e. "I am going to bomb the crap out of some Middle Eastern people" as opposed to former president Clinton i.e. "I did not have sexual relations with that woman." The party that actually gives a flip that Americans are being killed, and wants to do something about it. The party that doesn't support gay marriage, because they are actually sane. Yet the party that has Dick Cheney, who can't distinguish between a quail and a lawyer... Well I didn't say we were perfect.
Because I do not have sex with other men, kill innocent children, and respect the "rights" of terrorist; I am a Republican.
Captain Jimmy가 작성 2006년 02월 15일 (수)

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