A party in a can.
Featured on an old Sprite commercial.
Jookie, jookie, it's a party in a can!
A shortened name for a cougar which, in this context, means an older woman who likes younger men.
Have you ever seen Billy's mom and her boyfriend? She's gotta be 20 years older than him, what a coog.
A scuffle, characterized by pushing, shoving, and/or fighting. A word commonly used by Sportsnet anchor Don Taylor, when this occurs in a hockey game that he is covering.
"...and brouhaha ensues! A reminder to all you young sportscasters out there, when you get a chance to use the word brouhaha, you take it!"-Don Taylor
"Holy shit, check out that brouhaha, they're really goin' at it!"-Random Guy
Like A MotherFuckin Baws!!
"He knocked out two people"
"Damn, he went LAMB!"
A bearded hat that covers the face. Great for skiing, snowboarding, or the NHL playoffs (for those who can't grow a real beard).
Jimmy wanted to support his hockey team during the playoffs but he can't grow any facial hair. Instead, he bought a beardo and now he's good to go with a cloth beard on his face.
A method that Ottawa Senators fans used to "salute" Dany Heatley, now with the San Jose Sharks. Similar to a hat trick, except old Senators Heatley jerseys are thrown onto the ice instead of hats not in celebration of 3 goals in one game, but to show their displeasure of how he whined and moaned his way out of town.
The San Jose Sharks are coming to Ottawa on a road trip, time to get those old Heatley jerseys out from the back our closets and salute that douchebag with a good old fashioned heat trick.
Someone who is ridiculously dumb, make an ass of themselves, and hasn't got a clue about what's going on around them. However, tools are usually used and kept around for either entertainment purposes (ie. getting them to do something really stupid for laughs) or for other things (ie. transportation).
Phil: Hey, that Dick guy, he's a fuckin' tool! He sings "I'm a Little Tea Pot" when I tell him to.
Bob: Yeah, that's the only reason we keep that tool around.