25 definitions by Blue Jack

TV show that attempts to tackle an issue, but is geared up more to entertain than to make a difference.
Originally coined by Screen Wipe's Charlie Brooker.
Did you see that issuetainment last night, where they made those fat kids do sports? They weren't trying to help them, just make them look silly on TV.

"The only solution is to find a new threat, which brings us to 'Ian Wright's Unfit Kids' (C4), a weekly 'issuetainment' programme in which the former footballer and renowned enemy of grammar forces a bunch of overweight youngsters to take part in some extracurricular PE." - Charlie Brooker, Screen Burn (9/16/2006)
Blue Jack가 작성 2008년 10월 12일 (일)
Combining breakfast and lunch into one meal when you can't afford to eat three times a day.
Also, what happens when you type credit crunch on predictive text.
Two weeks 'til I get paid still... think I'll have to have Facon sandwiches for credit brunch...
Blue Jack가 작성 2009년 01월 02일 (금)
Random people. People you don't know, and who seem to be there for no reason. Strangers, or barely-there acquaintances.
The ones nobody invited to the party, but who hang around anyway - no-one will ask them to leave, as no-one knows who invited them in the first place.
My Facebook friends are a mix of colleagues, school friends, and randomers I couldn't turn down in case I'd met them and forgotten about it.
Blue Jack가 작성 2009년 05월 04일 (월)
Non-Jeans Trousers. More formal than jeans (not usually used about tracksuit pants, for example).
This place has a dress code, so wear your NJTs.
Blue Jack가 작성 2008년 10월 10일 (금)
When the snow has cleared from most of your car, but a layer remains on the roof. This gives the appearance of the car having a white mohican haircut made of snow.
See also snowhawk.
Looks like bad weather further north. That car going past has a snowhican.
Blue Jack가 작성 2008년 10월 29일 (수)
"Dismal paparazzo whose career consists of lying in the gutter desperately pointing his camera up the skirts of celebrities exiting limousines."
Coined by Screen Wipe's Charlie Brooker.
The tabloids employ crotchdogs as the world has a right to see what Z-list celebs have under their miniskirts.
Blue Jack가 작성 2009년 03월 29일 (일)
"To bulk up a television news report with needless vox-pop soundbites from ill-informed members of the public." (Screen Wipe's Charlie Brooker)

To pebbledash the broadcast with the opinions of plebs.
The breakfast news is heavily plebbledashed. They seem to care more about the opinions of people texting in than they do about standards of reporting.
Blue Jack가 작성 2009년 05월 04일 (월)

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