8 definitions by Al Bundy

Native to Belfast, but variations are found throughout the UK under different guises. (e.g, Glasgow/Edinburgh - Neds, Liverpool - Scallies) Spides have a general dress code. This consists of a tracksuit, baseball cap and brilliant white trainors. This uniform is often complimented with a few sovereign rings and the biggest necklace they can afford. A spide can often be found in estates or on some occasions in public. It is when they enter into civilisation that a spide is at it's most dangerous, often hunting in packs for people they don't like the look off. These groups include rival spide groupings, students, 'hippies', ethnic minorities and the elderly. It is advisable to avoid spides as they can get quite aggressive when confronted with reason. In their native habitat of the 'estate', spides like nothing better than drinking 'carry-outs' and fertilising millies. Often cheat the benefits system
The dole office was full of spides many of whom had little tashes. Janty was there too.
Al Bundy가 작성 2003년 08월 22일 (금)
Another means of describing the 'brown star'. Taken from the anus' likeness to the aforementioned rusty bullethole.
She liked it in the rusty bullethole
Al Bundy가 작성 2003년 08월 28일 (목)
Female compliment to the spide. Dress the same as their male counterparts and appear to be immune to contraceptive methods. Like a good shag every weekend and are partial to the odd 'gluebag'. they also enjoy bitch-fights and like bands such as Scooter and other assorted trance and happy hardcore acts. They wear massive earrings which would put Pat Butcher to shame. Name comes from working in the Mills, millworkers shortened to millies.
Look at the state of thon milly. I would touch her with yours.
Al Bundy가 작성 2003년 08월 22일 (금)
n. A cigar cutter
Give me the mohel so I can blaze this cigar up.
Al Bundy가 작성 2003년 10월 28일 (화)
n. Any tool, part or assembly; mechanical and/or electrical in nature where the proper name escapes you at the moment.
Hand me that domouflage so I can tighten the bolt on that other domouflage.
Al Bundy가 작성 2003년 10월 27일 (월)
n. One who especially excels at becoming or being a Jabroni.
Are you a regular Jaborni or a Super Jabroni?
Al Bundy가 작성 2003년 11월 11일 (화)
The recreational part of a female. Often a minge will have hairs but more and more they are shaved in 'brazilian' fashion. Either way works for me.
I take whatever minge I can get
Al Bundy가 작성 2003년 08월 28일 (목)

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