5월 1
The special kind of drunk you only get as a female member of a wedding party. The kind where you wake up the next day in a pretty dress, missing your shoes, smeared with someone else's lipstick and unable to remember how you made it home after a wedding or stagette.
"Why do I feel so awful and whose panties are these?" "Dude, you got bridesmaid wasted."
idnami가 작성 2015년 03월 29일 (일)
4월 30
When someone does something really stupid.
You got to be fist fucking me
fishfarmer1972 가 작성 2015년 03월 30일 (월)
4월 29
When you can't choose what to watch on Netflix so you keep switching from thing to thing
Last night I was being so Netflix bipolar I was watching saw,grease , and comic book men at the same time
Chels_ty가 작성 2015년 03월 30일 (월)
4월 28
A one reply bitch is someone who replies with simple words like: "yeah, okay, cool, nice, alright, yep, whatever, nope," etc
John: "My damn girlfriends mad, she keeps replying with okay"
Steve: "She seems like a big one reply bitch"
LittleDumpling가 작성 2015년 03월 13일 (금)
4월 27
adj., A person who has a limited posterior. One who cannot fill out a pair of jeans.
That there is a sad case of lackoass.
stageguy가 작성 2011년 02월 25일 (금)
4월 26
The sense of let down after your cat, dog, or spouse does not recognize your fart with as much enthusiasm as you were feeling it deserved.
I was suffering from post fartum depression when Whiskers only lazily looked up and closed her eyes.
Ae5Ea8가 작성 2015년 02월 03일 (화)
4월 25
To offer prayer as a concrete solution to a problem. To, literally, run the issue "up the ladder" and wait for God to figure it out, thereby relieving you of taking any real action.
I asked the director off my daughter's school if we could switch teachers. She smiled and told me she would pray about it. She totally pray punted the issue.
Witty mommy가 작성 2014년 09월 03일 (수)

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