1월 28
When someone or a group of people decide to take a selfie at the absolute wrong moment in time. Like at a funeral or during intercourse.
Girl 1: OH MY GOD! Did you see that selfie of the two of them at that funeral!?!
Girl 2: I know! I can't believe they took that! It's such an Inappropriate selfie!
jmbx2007x가 작성 2015년 01월 26일 (월)
1월 27
To masturbate while crying, and using the tears as lubricant
im upset my cat died, but am gonna use these tears in my next sad masty to create a happy ending
paora가 작성 2015년 01월 26일 (월)
1월 25
The discomfort that occurs due to an inability to pass flatus on a flight.
Just got in from London and man, due I have some turdulence.
Riley finn가 작성 2015년 01월 17일 (토)
1월 24
The deciding factor of who gets the car phone charger. The lowest battery power always gets the charging port first.
Hand over the the charger quick before my phone goes dead!. At five percent battery I've got the percentage advantage on you guys.
The wild wes가 작성 2015년 01월 17일 (토)
1월 23
striving to be more of a bitch than the average bitch
Ugh! Britney fucked my boyfriend!

Yeah, she's pretty ambitchous.
Ggo1000가 작성 2015년 01월 17일 (토)
1월 22
When you're trying to make a conversation with a girl/guy you met recently, either A) online B) via text message or C) in person, and she/he responds to any of your questions with blank stares, one letter text messages using the words: oh, cool, or nice, or nothing at all until you have to try to change the subject.
Ron: so do you have any brothers or sister?
Emily: Yes
~4 minute delay~
Ron: Are you the oldest?
Emily: No
~2 minute delay~
Ron: So how was your day?
~2 minute delay~
Emily: Ok
Ron: Are you conversation walling me on purpose?
Emily: What?
Ron: I think I'd have a better conversation with a brick wall.
snazzywordsmith가 작성 2015년 01월 17일 (토)
1월 21
Have sex or do anything sexual.
*Taken from the movie Lion King where Simba and Nala lick each other while the song "Can You Feel The Love Tonight" plays.
G: Honey, I feel horny as ever
B: Come on and sing a disney song with me babe
G: Screw me.
hornyforsomeanthony가 작성 2015년 01월 18일 (일)

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